BlogHer in 2 Days!

I am so not ready!  I don't have new shoes or cards.  I can barely use my new MacBook.  I am totally worried about all the things that people are writing about.  Except the size of my ass.  Not concerned with that.  Or the humidity and how it might affect my hair.  That is solved by my short, curly, no work, summer hairdo.  My biggest concern is with my lack of experience and talent.  And being away.  More on all that in another post.  In an effort to get with the program here is my information:

Not that anyone who is actually going to be at BlogHer reads this blog, but here goes my 10 second intro:

I am a morning person, I would rather get up early than stay up late

Dessert that is not chocolate is a waste of time and don't ruin my chocolate by putting fruit in it (except chocolate covered strawberries or bananas in fondue)

I can't cook or clean very well but I love good food and a clean house

Stickers give me a nails-on-chalk-board type of feeling (don't expect me to put any on my laptop)

In high school, my aptitude test said I should be an auto mechanic

I don't watch much TV

The only carbonated beverage I drink is beer

I love to ride on boats but don't like to swim

I dislike organized religion and loathe the current American administration (I not involved in any anti-whatever movements) but I get all choked up over religious and patriotic songs

I never learned to type

I am not shy and have been known to talk too much or say inappropriate things

I was once an excellent computer programmer but it took me a good 20 minutes to figure out how to insert the above button into this post

Oh yeah, you can't wait to meet me!  I am soooo interesting and exciting!

Next on the agenda:

I will try to be a part of the scavenger hunt for something to do.  But please do not include me in some list of fashion don'ts or lame shoes.  Please, I beg you.

My first name is Lori

I wear a size 7 or 7 1/2 shoe

I may use a paper and pen even if I have my laptop because I like to actually write (see above on typing)

I will probably drink something non-alcoholic because if I drink too much I will embarrass myself (also see above on not being shy)

I am often mistaken for other people so it probably won't be hard to find a look-alike

It is possible that I am the newest blogger (started in late March)

Now I can go back to trying to print cards, packing, and generally stressing out.

Comments

[Dee]

I love your descriptions of yourself! Have a great time--I can't wait to hear about it. I'm intrigued!